Strange things happen when you are undertaking acts of retrograde delinquency. Whilst creeping down past the station with skateboards beneath our arms I spotted a white van on the seafront all rigged out with emergency lights – all the bling and trappings of the law. I mentioned to son number two that we might have to wait a while. He asked whether we were to be arrested for skateboarding on the seafront. I replied that he would probably be too young to be arrested.
As we peeked over the parapet I could clearly see that it was not the Police but the Royal Navy Bomb Disposal van. With relief I said, ‘We’re alright, it’s only a bomb in the sea.’ So off we went with a cheerful wave to the sailors. Skaterboy and Dopeydad released.
After much scooting about and hilarity I proposed a rest outside the public lavvies where there are some nice seats arranged for viewing the mudflats. A man approached us, he looked a bit sheepish at first, he was about my age, a little older maybe. What’s this I thought, a strange proposal outside the toilets?
‘Nice board,’ he said, not to my son, but to me. ‘I’ve got one in the car, my son won’t come out anymore.’ He looked terribly sad at this state of affairs. ‘I’m too embarrassed to do it alone.’
Well, the two of us broke into much reminiscing about how it was ‘in the day’, tearing about the streets on homemade boards and go-carts, that sort of malarkey. It’s a shame really, to think that at some stage you must grow up and do what is expected of you, and that for most adults, myself excepted, skateboarding would be the height of folly. At a certain age one must undertake adult pursuits such as following a small white ball round some despoiled woodland and knocking it into a hole with much hurrahing and back clapping and drinks all round.
He looked so mournful this chap, that I almost offered him a ride of my board, almost proposed that we would be here next week and he could come out to play with us if his parents didn’t mind. I didn’t of course, and we parted with thoughts of how it was ‘in the day’.
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